Ariane Ascaride
Nude

Not all French women are knock-your-balls off beautiful. Some are subtly charming in a more personality-driven fashion, but they all take their clothes off, which gives them a special place in viewers’ crotches. So it is with Ariane Ascaride. She first began working as an actress in the movie Antoine Vitez s’amuse avec Claudel et Brecht (1976) and got right into the skin swing of things with the comedy La Communion solennelle (1977), which marked her nude debut. A highly accomplished thespian, Ariane took home the “Best Actress” Cesar Award in 1998 for her role in Marius et Jeannette (1997), but it wasn’t until La Ville est tranquille (2000) that she made us hard as hail by blessing audiences with her bush. In a long shot, after rocking her lover in the car, she pulls up her panties for a hair-eye view of her pie. But she saved the best for last with Marie-Jo et ses 2 amours (2002), which means Marie-Jo and Her 2 Lovers, so we get twice as much of Ariane. In a movie that features a near endless stream of nudity, we get a three-B look at the mature matron going for a post-sex stroll that was well worth the wait. There’s some full frontal flirty hijinks for your dink, and even a little bit of French cowgirl from the moaning MILF from Marseilles. The longtime wife of French film director Robert Guediguian, Ariane’s been keeping her clothes on in her more recent cinematic ventures, be it L’amour ne pardonne pas (2015), Gloria Mundi (2019), and The Heroics (2021), or her small screen work in both Possessions and Savages. She may not be the French dreamgirl American expats imagine, but once you’ve seen her bush and tush on screen, you bet your ass you’ll be dying to ask Ariane Acaride to slip off her panties and go for a ride!